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the proof is in the pudding |
| Well done Eamonn my husbands teeth make him look years younger. |
Reassuring to know that professionals still value the ethos of a |
Think the doctor is really nice. |
What supportive and kindly staff. We are so thankful. |
Very good, really friendly staff. I like it here. |
Awesome, thanks a lot! |
Love the colour scheme! |
Anna is a damn fine dentist. I had no pain, very little discomfort. |
Have found, each time I have visited the staff to be very friendly, |
Fantastic practice in every sense of the word! Thanks! |
Excellent, hi-tech, professional service. |
Thank you, so much for making it such a friendly visit. |
Nice friendly staff. Excellent dentist. Thank you for your patience. |
Since the first Caveman pulled out his mate's festering tooth with the help of a flint knife and a wishbone from the smallest species of dinosaur, dentistry has been a discipline fearsome and feared. While the advent of Science has advanced the array of fearful instruments with which the unfortunate victims of caries may be practised upon, those victims have, in the main, been unable to modify their original terror. It therefore comes as a surprise, if not a shock to come upon a Practitioner who is wholly devoid of the ability to inflict dental agony, or even mild discomfort. The mere realisation that such a person exists is comforting, yet uncomfortable in itself, as it appears to belie the accepted laws of Nature. However, exist it does, in a person of one Mr. McDaid, Dentist of this Parish.
The Indictment is this:-
That on the 1st day of November in the year 2001, he did deliberately administer an injection in the upper left outside jaw which the patient did not feel. He then went on to administer another injection into the top left inner jaw, which did cause the patient merely a slight tingling lasting only about one-and-a-half seconds. There then merely followed an extraction of a tooth, which, apart from a very slight crackling sensation, was not otherwise felt be the patient in question. This is so remarkable as to raise questions concerning the Dental Practitioner's possible connections with one Harry Potter...
The concern occasioned by this extremely rare phenomenon could cause serious havoc in Dental Surgeries up and down the land. Instead of avoiding such places, as they do now, patients may be flocking there, even with the most minor dental difficulties, to the great detriment of severely overworked dentists, who may not be able to hold out against the hordes. The whole business could end in the collapse of this Country, due to a serious diminution in our heretofore much-prided Moral Fibre.
There is no more I can add, except to say:- Thank-you for initially dreaded experience that turned out to be 'a doddle'. I shall now have absolutely no qualms whatsoever about coming back next week...